Send me a ‘Shut up’ for my muse to kiss yours.

(Source: viciousdesire)

30: Do you watch porn?

Have you seen my boyfriend. Why would I need porn?

Damnit, Damon stop stealing my laptop.

I’m saying that Damon and I hurt each other. We make each other crazy. But we love each other more than anything and that’s why I chose him.

I never wanted to hurt Stefan. But I had to make a choice. Someone was going to get hurt either way.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Eh. Call me selfish. I prefer receiving it. I don’t mind giving it though.

Inbox me a number(s) and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS)

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

Damon?

OOC: I love when fans appear that are mature and who generally just love the show and don’t get so caught up in shipwars. It makes my day!

“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.

Watch me get none whatsoever

I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages. 

(Source: philophobiadisease)

Thank you!! :)